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You see, I was looking in the mirror putting on
my make-up one day when I said to my husband, "My
god, there's an old lady on the outside of my body!"
He laughed but I saw that twinkle in his eye and by
the next night he'd written me this song.
A few days later he somehow talked me into singing
it at a girlfriend's birthday party as he played
along on a baritone ukulele, and the reaction of the
crowd told us we'd struck a chord with women of all
ages.
"I
got lines on my face, wrinkles here and there
Lord knows what happened to the color of my hair
My arm’s too short for the books I wanna read
Sometimes I can’t remember if I already peed"
And
now you can have a CD of one of our rare Live Performances of the song with the
fantastic cover art by Mike Ferrin*. (Complete lyrics
on the back.)

A perfect gift for
any girlfriend having a 'significant'
birthday! ;-))
Why give her a card when for a few dollars more you
can give her a song that will have her howling and
singing along for years!
Click here for
a listen
$6.99
+ S/H (& taxes where
applicable)
*But please note, this
is just lil' ol' us putting this together,
so there
is a very limited supply.
We
hope you have as much fun with it as we have!
Roxanne and Van
ORDER INFORMATION
EACH CD of the NEW Old Lady
Song comes shrink-wrapped with Mike Ferrin’s wonderful artwork on the cover, and
the full lyrics and story behind the song on the back.

THE RECORDING itself is of one
of our rare Live Performances of the song and captures the spontaneous response
of a room full of total strangers one night in the resort of Whistler, Canada.
TO ORDER ONLINE with your
credit card, use Paypal’s Secure Site buttons below.
TO ORDER BY PHONE, call us at
604.932.0621 and we’ll handle your order personally. (Or email us your phone
number, and we’ll call you – email: roxanne@oldladysong.com)
SHIPPING in US/Canada
Is by regular post unless you call us to arrange otherwise.
*All other locations, please email us and we will let you know the shipping
rates before you order.
*Taxes are added during
checkout and vary with your region.
*Your receipt will be from
‘Mind Body Fitness‘ (Our company name.)
Choose from the buttons below to order your
copy of the NEW Old Lady Song, “There’s An Old Lady On The Outside Of My Body”
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